Vijay and Seteven Spielberg

The great actor of all times Dr. Ilaya thalapathi vijay got the tamil remake rights of speilberg's "Catch me if u can". Director perarasu is directing the movie in tamil. Music by srikanth deva. The movie title is "chicago" tag is "ambalaya irundha pudichu paar".
Manasa thethikoonga.... padam arambikka pogudhu.........
The movie starts in palayam kottai jail. A man with cargo pant and red shirt was standing showing his back to the audience. The beats slowly getting faster and the legs that belongs to cargo pant started to move and then comes the lyrics "Chicago.... Chicago... Chicagoooooooo........ Cococola brown colour da... enga akka ponnum adhey colouru da....." the man turns and shows his face to the audience.No one wud have expected such a twist. It was vijay.he dances sooooooooo well for that song.
The song ends and then comes the villain mr.kocha who is dhadha of palayamkottai.
kocha: Cicago... enna da ooru pera vechukittu suthara? yaru da unakku andha peyar vechadhu?
The baground music(copied from terminator) is playin and a man entering the screen and punches kocha's face. His muscular arms was pan in closeup and the man takes off his hand .He was none other than director perarasu. He starts delivering the dialogues. "nan dhan da avanukku andha per vechaen".
Kocha: Nee yaru da?.... Perarasu: Yenna pathu tamil natula yaru nu keta mudhal aal nee dhaan.
kocha: Avana na nee!!!!! Aala vidungada... inimael indha jailku mokka dhadha nee dhan.
and he escapes with serious ear injury after hearing both vijay and perarasu's dialogues. But pity audience can't.
Our great hero inspite of lacking any super powers escapes from the jail by jumping across a 40 feet wall. Around 100 police men were with guns in all his sides. 360degree camera rotation. chicago's eyes in close up. The chief police officer sunderrajan says "Chicago.. Nee inimalu thapikka mudiyadhu. nalla matikitta.. pesama surrender agidu". Vijay refused to oblige and tryin to escape from that policemen's ring formation. sunder says "Fire".. bullets from the gun starts to fire but none of them hits vijay. but all the police men were dead within seconds because the bullet from one police man pierces other's head. so all are dead in minutes and sunder fires a bullet. it hits vijay shoulder(Thank god). he fell into kuvam(how can kuvam in palayamkottai?...... never mind)and escapes.
Heroine Asin's character name is kuruvamma a cheri girl. she live near kuvam and saves vijay. Love is to be building infront of them. When he touches kuruvamma's hand a love song begins in malaysia which another copied song from BSB. Vijay in violet pant and pink T shirt. Asin in violet skirt and pink top. The song again ends in kuvam. He again injures cheari rowdies with his action and words. Asin asks who r u? how come u get such a strength?tell me or not tell me who r u?
vijay replied: tellraen.....
The flash back begins in a press where he is a great kalla nottu vyabari and his atahi ponnu was trisha... They lovifyin each other and another love song in dubai... This was pure dapanguthu and not copied one but the costumes were. The song ends and police surrounds him. he escaped and said mudinja enna pudi... In that escape sequence he tried to imitate DiCaprio but ended up worse than Capri o's shit. Trisha takes the bullet which was fired at chicago and dies there. Audience were about to die.....
....................INTERVAl.....................
The next part is full of theft and escape sequences , fights and dapanguthu in round robin.
Blood shead and vomiting all over the theaters in the climax scene. Vijay kills the police who shot trisha dead and surrendered to police.He was sentenced life term in jail from where he has escaped and reached kuruvamma. The movie ends displaying "A Perarasu fim" tag.........
Disclaimer: All the characters in this story are unreal. Any resemblance of living or dead person is accidental.